Sunday, November 05, 2006

1 = 2

The world has just been proven wrong by Jono once again. Mathematics is wrong! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!
Now, why is Jono justified in telling you this? I know, because I am Jono. For any student or ex-student of maths who knew what they were doing should understand these simple steps of algebra:

1. a = b (Fair enough, right?)
2. a^2 = ab (Basic algebra)
3. a^2-b^2 = ab - b^2
4. (a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b)
5. (a+b) = b
6. a+b = b
7. And since a = b: 2a = a
8. 2 = 1

And hence, jono has proven mathematically that 2 =1. But to all those smart specialist students who might like to tell me: "Jono, you can't divide by zero!", I say: "Shut up." My theory works! Say otherwise and I will destroy you.

1 comment:

B.C. said...

Jono. Captain Specialist Maths here. You're an idiot, and I'll kill you. Good to see you are now part of the Super Squad team, I made you an administrator so you can do all those nifty things you do. Feel free to post the rest of those already done chapters, try and make them the same format. Peace broseph.