Friday, November 03, 2006

First Entry

Once, there was Jono, before that, they had not invented the word "Best".

Welcome to the fantastic blog of Jono Croxford. Here you will undergo thrills, excitements and near-death experiences, so long as you continue to read. As part of this first blog, I will make known a few truths that must be understood before reading on.

1. Chances are, Jono knows more about things than you. If he doesn't, then you are weird.
2. If you sell fundraising chocolates, Jono can buy them for 50c.
3. If you do not sell fundraising chocolates, you must begin to sell them.
4. So long as you are reading this, Jono is the center of your attention.
5. There is no reason why, at any given moment, you should not be buying a present for Jono.
6. If Jono has a problem, you can fix it for him.
7. If jono does not have a problem, do not give him one.
8. In no way is Jono affiliated with the high revenue washing machine tablet product: "Jonofiz".
9. In no way is Jono affiliated with the words "less", "not" and "bad".
10. If Jono was playing chess with you, you would let him win.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes well. jono. if i called you "not stupid" you would be associated with the stupid. but the "not" wouldn't count. which means you're stupid. sorry.

also, the blog is black, like your heart/skin. congratulations on that.

peace

Anonymous said...

haha, truly jono you are very different...lol...well if we do play chess and which we will, i will not let you win, coz u know why...well i dont know why...so then that does not work..but there is always reasons for words...baha...ill cya around..
xo hannah