Have you ever got annoyed at those ladies serving food at the school canteen? Have they got annoyed at you? Well if they have, here's 25 ways to make them even more annoyed.
1- Wait in line for ten minutes, then take ten minutes to decide what to buy.
2- Ask them what the ingredients of their fries are.
3- Ask whether they cook their pizzas in oil, or their oil in pizzas.
4- Tell them your order in French.
5- When they tell you what price the food is, laugh hysterically and roll out of the canteen.
6- Go up to the lady and whisper in her ear: "So, is the food edible today?"
7- Try and trade your blazer for a meat pie. It that fails, offer your shirt as well.
8- Pay in five cent pieces.
9- Pay with a hundred dollar note.
10- When you get to the counter, slap them and walk off.
11- Haggle for the price.
12- Tell them your father would be very dissapointed in them if they didn't offer you free food.
13- Ask sincerely about what is in their dim sims.
14- Buy $5 worth of lolly snakes, and tell them you want an even amount of each colour.
15- Buy a 250mL drink, and tell them to pour it into a measuring cup first, to make sure you're not getting ripped off.
16- If there's less than 250mL, storm off in a huff.
17- If there's more than 250mL, complain that they're trying to poison you with liquid overdoses.
18- If there's exactly 250mL, start crying and say that you were once told that nobody was perfect.
19- Stop still infront of the counter, sniff uneasially, and walk away.
20- Spin around on the spot while ordering.
21- Every time they ask you what you want, yell loudly, and tell then complain that they didn't ask you for what you want. When they say that they did, tell them you didn't hear them.
22- Stand second in line, and continually let people go infront of you.
23- Ask them out to dinner.
24- Ask for a pie, and when they give it to you, throw it onto the floor, and requst another.
25- Buy a bottle of drink, leave, drink it, then return and ask for a refill.
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26: Call back the last two people who were in the line before you. Since you can't make decisions yourself, call them back to ask what they each ordered. Make them do paper scissors rock to decide which one of them you should copy.
ha ha very funny.
(sarcastic expression)
you pretty much are.. funny...
very funny
i was indeed laughing out loud at this..
it's so good
did you make it up?
jono, (withering look to come back at your sarcastic expression),
it's not my fault if you are unable to make decisions, and rely on whatever drink i last ordered before you can order. i will never let you copy me again. at least you can make the waitresses smile, especially the 50 year old one.
jono i actually visited your site, is it worth you voting for me yet? i love that last post, its so true and i can just imagine the looks on their faces :)
see you tomorrow
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