Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Alfragooglewak

Once there was a person.
His name was Alfragooglewak.
He didn't like to eat cheese.
And he didn't give any cheese back.

"Save me", "Save me",
The woodpecker cried.
But it was not the Alfragooglewak,
That man had died.

Evidently, Alfragooglewak was dead,
so the whole world went sad.
But then he came back as a bear,
so the whole world went mad.

After many events had happened,
Alfragooglewak fell in love.
And remember, he was a bear,
but he fell in love with a dove.

The dove looked at him, and said:
"Look, I don't know what to say."
Because it didn't know what to do,
given that it was really only yesterday.

And Alfragooglewak never said how he felt,
because he didn't listen to what the glove said.
He was going to eat a bannana tomorrow,
But, remember, Alfragooglewak was dead.

4 comments:

B.C. said...

Ha! Nonsensical. Just what Varytales needs...

emmalee said...

did afragooglewak get to decide what he wanted to come back as?
did he choose a bear?
was the dove actually his first love, that died also, and came back as a dove?
i wrote another blog.
i know its been a while. but i have time now cos exams are nearly over so i will blog almost everyday.
moisten your underwear with excitement :]
p.s im coming to visit your church in the holidays, if thats ok
xx

Lauren Pinches said...

Great Poem Jono.
Don't know whether to feel sorry for Alfragooglewak, as he was able to come back as a bear thats pretty cool.

xox

some girl said...

Alfragooglewak is whak.

But I suppose he is intensely awesome in cheese-hating, cheese-taking, dead kinda way.